{"id":4208,"date":"2008-05-24T10:00:36","date_gmt":"2008-05-24T08:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.comicbox.com\/?p=4208"},"modified":"2008-05-24T15:52:08","modified_gmt":"2008-05-24T13:52:08","slug":"gail-simone-promises-youll-all-be-sorry-in-august","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.comicbox.com\/index.php\/news-english\/gail-simone-promises-youll-all-be-sorry-in-august\/","title":{"rendered":"Gail Simone Promises You&rsquo;ll All Be Sorry In August"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.comicbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/gailsimone.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4209\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.comicbox.com\/index.php\/news-english\/gail-simone-promises-youll-all-be-sorry-in-august\/attachment\/gailsimone\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.comicbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/gailsimone.jpg?fit=488%2C750\" data-orig-size=\"488,750\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"gailsimone\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.comicbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/gailsimone.jpg?fit=488%2C750\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-4209\" style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: left; margin-left: 4px; margin-right: 4px;\" title=\"gailsimone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.comicbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/gailsimone.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.comicbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/gailsimone.jpg?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.comicbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/C%3A%5CApache%5CWebroot%5Ccomicbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/gailsimone.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.comicbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/C%3A%5CApache%5CWebroot%5Ccomicbox.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/gailsimone.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>[ENGLISH] The entire comics community will rue the day they entertained Gail Simone when she unleashes You&rsquo;ll All Be Sorry!, a collection of her hilarious prose pieces. Featuring a mixture of classic entries culled from her popular online column and brand new pieces, this About Comics paperback will delight Simone&rsquo;s growing legion of fans. Behind a Scott Shaw! cover, readers will find dozens of articles as Simone turns her sharp wit on<!--more--> Wizard, Watchmen, Whiteout, bad Batman fan fiction, and even the Internet itself. This was the work that launched her comics writing career, leading to her writing first for Bongo, then for Marvel and now DC, where she has gained acclaim for her runs on such books as Birds of Prey, Wonder Woman, and her original series Welcome to Tranquility.<\/p>\n<p>In addition to the original pieces that Simone built her career on, the book features original articles, including the revelatory \u00ab\u00a0How to Write Comics (with food and boobs) the Gail Simone Way!\u00a0\u00bb Readers will also be invited to \u00ab\u00a0Choose Your Own Crossover,\u00a0\u00bb and Gail has also blackmailed a bunch of her pro friends into crafting an all new set of \u00ab\u00a0Condensed Comics Classics\u00a0\u00bb. Each piece is being freshly laid out to reflect the material being parodied, and many come with illustrations.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0People have been asking for this book for years,\u00a0\u00bb explains Simone, \u00ab\u00a0and I am grateful and delighted that it&rsquo;s finally being published and put together with such care by the amazing Nat Gertler. All my favorite You&rsquo;ll All Be Sorry columns are in there, along with some new material not available anywhere else. It&rsquo;s definitely the publishing event of the century, if not of all time. This is the book that finally validates English as an actual language and humans as a species. Also, it makes fun of Batman; I suggest you purchase multiple copies immediately!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>You&rsquo;ll All Be Sorry! (ISBN 978-0-9790750-5-6) is a 160-page comics-sized trade paperback, priced at $11.99 US, published by About Comics. The book will be solicited to the comics market in the June issue of Diamond Comic Distributors&rsquo;s Previews catalog, and will also be available to the bookstore market through Diamond Book Distributors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[ENGLISH] The entire comics community will rue the day they entertained Gail Simone when she unleashes You&rsquo;ll All Be 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